Heath Franklin’s Chopper- Not Here To F*ck Spiders
ONE NIGHT ONLY! WINNER Best Comedy Weekly – Fringe World 2024 WINNER Comics Choice – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018
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Australia’s ‘most wanted’ comedian is back after three years off… and he’s not here to f*ck spiders!
That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you.
Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to…
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.
“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments.” ★★★★ Chortle (UK)